My mom can be such a shitty fucking mom.
When I say no strings attached, you better appreciate that shit. Don’t ruin it by catching feelings or worse, telling me you caught feelings. C’Mon.
foodtrucker: Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows
Lol, I remember this one time I was super high walking with some friends & I wrote “smile. Someone loves you” on a car window & one guy goes “wtf are you doing?” I was like “writing this because what if this person is running late tmo, spills coffee all over themselves, & just has a fucked up morning” then my other friend said “or he’ll...